We knew that you were experiencing high degrees of irritability, some serious discontent, and even periods of genuine lonely isolation at being deprived of the real news and updates from the ZONE. Well, your problems are solved, not all of your problems of course; in fact compared to the rest of the problems you may have, solving these few could seem rather insignificant. Nevertheless, below you will find an ever-changing selection of tasty morsels to keep you informed of the events, both real and imagined, occurring at ULTRAZONE San Diego.
Should you have any newsworthy or otherwise interesting tidbits that you yearn to have included, just e-mail us and we will review them for content, originality, humor, whether we like you, how much money you've spent at the site, your personal grooming habits, how many nice things you've said to us at the front counter, and lots of other basically irrelevant guidelines.
TWO One Hour Endurance Nights Set For Presidents’ Days Holidays -
Game #1- Sunday Night, February 8th at 10:00 pm
Game #2- Sunday Night, February 15th at 10:00pm
Yes, your favorite ZONE special game is set at TWO SEPARATE NIGHTS for the Presidents’ Days holidays. Think of it, 2 separate Endurance Games- 2 chances to play 60 solid minutes of laser tag at ULTRAZONE for only $15.00 per game (we know this is probably too cheap, but go ahead and take advantage of us). Our Endurance games always sell out, so we’ve gone wild and scheduled two of them for you. Make certain you arrive 15 minutes before your scheduled start time.
Formal sign-ups can be prepaid to avoid the infamous night of the game panic rush to secure a spot.
NOTE: Endurance payments are cash only!- sorry, absolutely no refunds!
Presidents’ Days- February Special Early Opening Hours
Monday, February 91h- we open EARLY at NOON
Monday, February 16th- we open EARLY at NOON
NOTE: The midweek Birthday Bonus is not available on these holidays/school vacations.
DOUBLE One Hour Endurance Night Set For Sunday Night, January 18th -
Game #1- Sunday Night, January 18th at 10:00 pm
Game #2- Sunday Night, January 18th at 11:00pm
Yes, your favorite ZONE special game is set at DOUBLE THE INTENSITY the night before the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday. Think of it, 2 separate Endurance Games- 2 chances to play 60 solid minutes of laser tag at ULTRAZONE for only $15.00 per game (we know this is probably too cheap, but go ahead and take advantage of us). Our Endurance games always sell out, so we’ve gone completely outrageous and scheduled two in the same night. Some players are ready to sign up for both games- incredible. Hey, maybe we’ll even give you a little chance to rest in between the two games- you never know. Make certain you arrive 15 minutes before your scheduled start time.
Formal sign-ups can be prepaid to avoid the infamous night of the game panic rush to secure a spot.
NOTE: Endurance payments are cash only!- sorry, absolutely no refunds!
Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Monday, January 19th - OPEN AT NOON
We’re open early on this day so come down and visit the ZONE for some midweek fun. NOTE: The midweek Birthday Bonus is not available on this holiday/school vacation.
Midweek Birthday Party Package BONUS- Play a Third Game For Free!!!
As part of our “Midweek Bonus” promotion, we’re offering an out-of-control value on birthday parties scheduled on Monday through Thursday. All party participants get to play a free third game-- for an 8 person party this is a $56.00 bonus value- wow!
NOTE: Sorry, but this special value is NOT AVAILABLE during any regular holiday, school holiday, or school vacation periods).
“Tuesday Night at the ZONE” - Returns January 6th 3 Game Members Package
Here’s the Deal on Tuesday night At the ZONE
- Members Only Package Pricing- 3 game package for $16.50
- Thursday, July 3rd 10:00pm AND 11:00pm
- Exclusive Play of INFUSION Formats
- Here’s your chance to sample some of the amazing special format games that have made INFUSION famous
- Check out Ghost, Clone, Time Warrior, Vampires, Phaser Madness, Zone Ball, Space Flag
- Special Tournament Play
- We’ll put together a singles, doubles, triples, or Lord of the Rings mini-tournaments
- Sign up now
NOT A MEMBER? NO PROBLEM--OF COURSE WE ALWAYS REMAIN OPEN FOR PUBLIC PLAY ALL NIGHT ON TUESDAYS AS WELL!
New "Dodge This" T- Shirt Arrives
Wow, if were getting ready to upgrade that summer wardrobe, we have your most important purchase ready to go. Just arrived, perhaps the best T-shirt we’ve ever had. For only $10.00 you’ll be stylin’ in an outrageous laser tag T-shirt that features our new logo on the front and wild laser firing at a pack on the back.
Book a Private “Own the Zone” Event
Here’s a thought- organize your own private Own the ZONE Event. Get some friends together and rent ULTRAZONE by the hour. You get to choose ANY GAME FORMAT YOU WANT! Many groups have chosen to have their own One Hour Endurance, while others chose to play 3 shorter games, Eliminator, Stratego, Clone Wars, etc. for a real taste of our INFUSION game formats. The best rate would be right after we close at 11:00pm on Sunday through Thursday. Call us and ask for a manager to get the full details 619/221-0100 or email us at lasertag@ultrazonesandiego.com
ULTRAZONE Ranked #15 Top Tourist Attraction in San Diego for 2007
ULTRAZONE was ranked in the top 20 tourist attractions in San Diego for the sixth year in a row by the San Diego Business Journal. In 2007 we hit the 15th slot, so were pretty proud. Thanks for all your continued support.
ULTRAZONE Open 24 Hours a Day For Your Special Group Event
That's right; we're ready to stay open at night if you're ready to hand over the green to make it happen. We have a storied history of after hours lock-ins and pre-opening facility rentals-all known as "Own the ZONE." This is where you rent ULTRAZONE by the hour-its exclusive use of the facility, so you and your group have the entire place to yourselves. It requires a formal reservation, so contact a manager for details.
"ZONE MOMENTS!" Arrives On Our Website.
Having a great time at the ZONE? Email us your special ZONE MOMENT & you could see your quote here on our website & get a free game for your efforts!
We're going to add a new section to the website called" ZONE MOMENTS". We're very proud of the great things players and business have said about us over the years, so we've decided to put these cool "Quotes From the Crowd" on the site for all to see. Just email us your tale of ULTRAZONE fun and excitement and then we'll select some of them and put them out there. We'll leave out your name but still note a hint of who you are like "business owner" or 14 year-old birthday girl". We'll also email you a free game for you efforts. Go to the "Contact Us" section and select "Random Comments". We look forward to reading your special tale of ZONE MOMENT fun.
Carpe PM...Seize the Night- Corporate Groups "Own the ZONE"
The business community continues to turn to the nocturnal world of ULTRAZONE for their major event needs. Our corporate event and teambuilding program has really reached new levels of popularity. We continue to be flattered by the letters of appreciation and complimentary comments that come our way.
Church Youth Groups at the ZONE
Has your church youth group played at the ZONE lately? Well check out the churches who have played! PLAYED TAG WITH YOUR YOUTH GROUP LATELY?
ULTRAZONE Now a “Gum Free” ZONE
Well after almost eleven years of removing more gum from the lobby and briefing room carpet than you could even possibly imagine (we’re talking many hundreds of ugly carpet gum messes each year), we’ve decided that WE’RE DONE WITH GUM. That’s right you and your gum will have to part company BEFORE you enter ULTRAZONE. There’s a really nice, large cement trash receptacle near the front door, so just gear yourself up to spit that bad boy into the can.
Of course we’re never really been able to understand why anyone would spit their gum onto the carpet anyway, but we do have a few theories
The “Chewing Gum Challenged” Theory. In their early development, these poor folk never learned to keep items in their mouth while chewing, certainly a true tragedy. Consequently, gum and other foodstuffs just fly out of their mouths depositing on other people or objects or ultimately the floor. It is unknown whether this malady is a problem with poor childrearing or a genetic anomaly.
The “Hostile Gum Chewer-It Sucks To Be You” Theory. Now these are the more aggressive and angry gum chewers. They get great pleasure thinking about the ULTRAZONE staff that clean up their gum. They find the best location they can, and then they spit their gum onto the designated carpet target area and then immediately press the gum into the carpet with their foot. Obviously from abusive gum chewing households, they continue the abusive pattern into public places.
The “Duh, What Happened to My Gum” Theory. Perhaps the most heart rendering theory, these unfortunate chewers have no memory of what happened to their gum- sort of a brain-mouth disconnect if you will. They are shocked to find that they are no longer chewing the gum that was at a prior moment in fact in their mouths. They simply no longer have a lucid connection to the gum chewing moment. This is a form of amnesia caused by a trauma to the head or by just being a moron
The “Heathen/Raised by Wolves” Theory- A product of a culture very foreign from one we typically see in normal society, this gum chewer can be recognized by a pattern of abnormal gum chewing. These sub-humans chew with mouths open and are known to “crack” their gum and then just spit it randomly onto the ground. The gum “cracking” is only recently recognized as a sub-vocal warning of territorial rights, much as the male gorilla beats his chest to signify dominance. Oblivious to others outside of their basic tool making society, attempts to get them to disengage from such practice are rarely successful and often met with aggressive posturing.
Bottom line is that gum chewing is pretty much a sickening and nasty habit!
So remember gum and ULTRAZONE don’t mix!